It has come to our attention that the Current Regime has used the title of Drama Teacher in an attempt to slander another of their ilk, Mr. JT, as if that was something that did not imbue said ilk with the necessary tools to run a nation. Well, Mr. Harper Government, I’m not sure if you are aware, but the king of all people, Our Lord, or at least, Your Lord, Jesus Christ, was himself a Drama Teacher. Little known fact, before he started in with the carpentry, he was a part time substitute teacher at Bethlehem Intermediate, and as part of his duties was responsible not only for the spring festival pageant, but, of his own accord, started an after school improv group which gained notoriety for a particularly boisterous rendering of Summer Solstice Singalong.
We are certain that it was this early brush with the dramatic arts that inspired him not just to take up the cause of the downtrodden, as everyone knows drama geeks are pretty low on the social totem pole, but also gave him the skills to lead other people into creating a little ole religion that persists today, a religion which you purport to be a member of, Mr Harper Government. This is not to say that JT is another JC, but rather to caution you, Mr. Harper Government, to not idly insinuate that just because someone has the audacity to create a sense of belonging in a group of adolescent misfits (and potentially, God forbid, and he does, apparently, homosexuals), so as to to make them believe they could, as a collective, say something moving, something human, that he is somehow not fit to stand office. Beware, Mr. Harper Government, those Drama Geek Gurus can grow up to be pretty powerful people. Like Jesus.
You Have Been Warned.
Jesus was an early adopter of the now ubiquitous Drama Class Hug.
